Yeah the undead has been walking among us longer then you know it. Here's a conversation between Me and Adnin that will totally prove that to you.
Hell, We could also prove that Hitler is an undead!
(Disclaimer-This will change your perspective of the Undead forever, read only if you want to know..... THE TRUTH)
Hell, We could also prove that Hitler is an undead!
(Disclaimer-This will change your perspective of the Undead forever, read only if you want to know..... THE TRUTH)
Adnin- Dude, do you believe in zombies?
(sips some milo)
Adam- Well, uh.... i read a lot bout it. Played games. Seen movies. But personally never really seen one. Guess its not an Asian thing. They say that zombies originated from witch doctors who practices Voodoo in Haiti. Do you know tha..... (was cut off by Adnin)
Adnin- Yeah yeah, i read all of that before! But i was thinking about something....
(sips some milo)
Adam- Okay... (with king Julian accent) Tell me about it.
(sips some milo)
Adnin- Well...., Zombies are dead right?
Adam-Nope. (smartassly). They are alive.... but dead at the same time.
Adnin- Yeah, well that means they are undead right?
(sips some milo)
Adam- Yeah. Thats exactly why they are called the living dead or Undead.
(sips some milo)
Adnin-So what are humans actually?
(sips some milo)
Adam-Homo Sapiens.
Adnin- Smart ass. No, think about it. Corpses are dead. Humans are alive. THUS, making HUMANS the UNDEAD!!!
(sips some milo)
(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)
(sips some milo)
Adam- (confused)Wha.... What??? (pauses a moment) Okay..., i get you. LOLS, your making sense,somehow. So if i understand what the shit you are talking about, You are trying to say that you could only be DEAD or UNDEAD, there's no such thing as HAlf DEAD cause then you are basically UNDEAD because you are HALF ALIVE.
Adnin-Exactly. So zombies are basically reanimated corpses. Thus making them undead. As in their alive. Too bad they went retarded.
Adam-Yeap. Hitler is a zombie. wow. lol.
(sips some milo)
Adam- Well, uh.... i read a lot bout it. Played games. Seen movies. But personally never really seen one. Guess its not an Asian thing. They say that zombies originated from witch doctors who practices Voodoo in Haiti. Do you know tha..... (was cut off by Adnin)
Adnin- Yeah yeah, i read all of that before! But i was thinking about something....
(sips some milo)
Adam- Okay... (with king Julian accent) Tell me about it.
(sips some milo)
Adnin- Well...., Zombies are dead right?
Adam-Nope. (smartassly). They are alive.... but dead at the same time.
Adnin- Yeah, well that means they are undead right?
(sips some milo)
Adam- Yeah. Thats exactly why they are called the living dead or Undead.
(sips some milo)
Adnin-So what are humans actually?
(sips some milo)
Adam-Homo Sapiens.
Adnin- Smart ass. No, think about it. Corpses are dead. Humans are alive. THUS, making HUMANS the UNDEAD!!!
(sips some milo)
(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)
(sips some milo)
Adam- (confused)Wha.... What??? (pauses a moment) Okay..., i get you. LOLS, your making sense,somehow. So if i understand what the shit you are talking about, You are trying to say that you could only be DEAD or UNDEAD, there's no such thing as HAlf DEAD cause then you are basically UNDEAD because you are HALF ALIVE.
Adnin-Exactly. So zombies are basically reanimated corpses. Thus making them undead. As in their alive. Too bad they went retarded.
Adam-Yeap. Hitler is a zombie. wow. lol.
(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)
++++(end of conversation)++++
2 comments:
Awesome.. Hhahaha!!
lols, thanks!
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