Sunday, December 21, 2008

Are you a.... GRAMMAR NAZI???

Scene starts in post World War Two England

Well good evening ladies and gentlemen . I give to you my warmest welcomes in this dark days. I know that time is a precious asset for all of you and i salute your bravery and zeal to meet me here in this underground sewer for my talk.

Yes, im sure you have noticed it yourself. Thats why you are here. To find..., THE TRUTH.
Its true World War two have ended but a new terror is rising.... a new...... form of.... NAZISM.
They go by the name of GRAMMAR NAZI! "Heil Grammatik" is a common saying for Grammar Nazis.

As stated previously, Grammar Nazi is a term given to one who incessantly corrects the spelling/grammar/usage of others. True Grammar Nazis, have absolutely shows their dedication to their fascist cause and their obsession with purity and order.

"If the proper use of 'who' and 'whom' makes me a Nazi," thinks the Grammar Nazi, "then it is a fair price to pay for the cause—and if a few Low Classed GRAMMAR and poorly structured SENTENCES need to die in the gas chambers for that same cause, then so be it, for it is a good cause."

Ironically enough, the epithet is all too often rendered "Grammer Nazi" by its oblivious user, further fueling the fires of the devotee of linguistic purity so labeled.

Well i pray to the lord that we get through this horrible nightmare. May the sanctity of our English be protected that we may have freedom in its usage. War will be waged by land, sea, and air, with all our might and with all our strength, against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalogue of human crime. THAT is our policy.

In the words of Churchill- You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival.

2 comments:

Dark A. Delaqroux said...

Which side are you on anyway?

Adam said...

we shall march against the grammar nazi's ....... AT DAWN!!!