HAPPY NEW YEAR

yeah, i know the titles cliche and that saying its cliche IS cliche, but its the NEW YEAR, so i guess we just pressed the restart button on the year which makes it NOT cliche to say it!

Well it was a rather interesting way of celebrating the New Years in the my hometown (a combination of retardness which nearly got me killed by a bunch of speeding bikers),The year before that i nearly got impaled on a hockey stadium's gate!!! (dont ask)

But one thing i did realise is that people dont really celebrate the NEW YEAR when the NEW YEAR actually BEGINS! Think about it, a few seconds before the New Year, everyone would be excited that its going to be the NEW YEAR. They take time to hang out and count down till the final seconds of the last year and usher in, OFFICIALLY, the NEW YEAR.

And then , they just PARTY or go home!
lols. yeap, thats a total summary of a New Year. Guess thats how it is!

an art piece i did for the new year

In any case,
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!!!

INDIE MUSIC RULES

Whoa, garage punk music really rocks!!! Seriously its really sad that people still claim they love music when all they ever tried was mainstream music. Seriously, lots of the mainstream music are the same song over and over again with different lyrics.
Ever heard of Amerie, Rihanna, EStelle, and the likes???

CHALLENGE=If you dont believe me, try counting how many songs on the radio at the moment who sings about girls(or boys) and break-ups(or hook-ups). GAH!!!

Im not saying DONT LISTEN to MAINSTREAM stuff but guess there's more to music then the stuff people think are 'IN'. Music should be enjoyed by the listener, not cause you think the singer looks hot or its 'cool' to listen to the current chart toppers.

TRY INDIE MUSIC!(like so)
The musicians are ordinary people who just want to spread their love for music and not (all the time at least) commercialize it.

Well this clip isnt the best indie music there is.
Ill recommend "untitled' by Interpol.
Check it out at this address= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm2oBSCtImg

I just love how crazily creative the music clip below is! Song ain't that bad too! Enjoy!!!
The Willowz - We live on the street

Wii Fit tells 10-year-old she's fat

The Daily Mail is condemning video games again--and this time it's Nintendo that bears the brunt of its vocal indignation. Although the Wii and DS have been generally insulated from the usual haranguing of traditional video games in such sections of the British press because of their popularity among the elderly, women, and on cruises, family friendly Wii Fit has managed to incur the wrath of the tabloid.

The reason is that an unnamed 10-year-old girl from South East England was told by the game, during its Body Mass Index test, that she was "fat." (Wii Fit actually puts users into a variety of categories, the two heaviest of which are "overweight" and "obese.")

The stepfather of the girl, who didn't want to be named for her sake, said, "She is a perfectly healthy, 4-feet-9-inch-tall 10-year-old who swims, dances, and weighs only six stone. She is solidly built but not fat. She was devastated to be called fat and we had to work hard to convince her she isn't."

The paper then enlisted the opinion of Tam Fry, a spokesperson for the National Obesity Forum, who called for a ban on kids playing the game, presumably meaning she wanted to see it brandishing an 18 age gate sticker. She said, "I am absolutely aghast that children are being told they are fat. A child's BMI can change every month and it is perfectly possible for a child to be stocky, yet still very fit. I would be very concerned if children were using this game and I believe it should carry a warning for parents."

However, Nintendo declined to entertain her suggestion, simply saying, "Wii Fit is still capable of measuring the BMI for people aged between two and 20 but the resulting figures may not be entirely accurate for younger age groups due to varying levels of development."

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ANYTHING SEEMS TO BE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO BAN A GAME NOWDAYS...., guess parents are getting a little way too overprotective and is quicker to JUDGE A GAME before thinking with some LOGIC .

seriously..., chill people.
Your the parent.
YOU can BAN the game for your children if you think its unsuitable for them.

(eventhough Wii Fit is basically an innocent fitness game.....)

Bruce Lee... LIVES!

Well we (the sons of ROBERT) just bought my dad (who is a SUPER BRUCE LEE FREAK), the legend of BRuce Lee.
*(CHINESE GONG SOUND)*
It is basically a Chinese series based on the life and death of the famous enigmatic martial art practitioner.

I have always wondered what actually triggered people to start watching Bruce Lee again.

Sadly, Now i know... lols

Random thoughts after Chritmas is over.....

A comic strip by Bob. I had always found this issue funny. (smiles).
Here's his link.
http://bob-rz.deviantart.com/

Akira Toriyama conspiracy

(this conversation was taken from a conversation with Adnin over MSN)



Dark (was here) says:
have you seen the new Dragon Ball Z trailer

AdamJ says:
Nope, its gonna suck so bad man!

AdamJ says:
WHAT IS AKIRA TORIYAMA THINKING????

AdamJ says:
GOKU LOOKS LIKE FRODO!!!! DAMN!

Dark (was here) says:
ROFL

AdamJ says:
He is slaughtering his own franchise!!! WTF!

Dark (was here) says:
Well, its the revenge of the Japanese for what happen in World War 2.

Dark (was here) says:
Akira plan to take over the world with a lame movie.

AdamJ says:
lol.YEAH, i get it now!!! By producing LAME MOVIES, the fans would get pissed!

AdamJ says:
Thus making EVERYONE PISSED with the movie!

AdamJ says:
THUS COLLAPSING THE WORLD ECONOMY AS PEOPLE LOSE TRUST IN AMERICA AND THE QUALITY OF ITS PRODUCT!!! ITS PERFECT.

Dark (was here) says:
he's akira is the new hitler

Dark (was here) says:
the dragon ball fans are the new army

Dark (was here) says:
the Dragon Ball remakes shall be the cause for the new holocaust

Dark (was here) says:
SIEG HAMEHA!!!!!!

AdamJ says:
......

AdamJ says:
God save us all.

*end of transmission*

Need a NEW YEARS RESOLUTION??? BE A YES MAN!

Well Chritmas has come and go..., AGAIN. SIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..., guess its another 365 days to go till Christmas........

IN ANY CASE, the NEW YEAR CELEBRATIONS is already en route to our calenders so its THAT TIME OF THE YEAR where you make a RESOLUTION for the coming year. Well, last year my new years resolution was to have NO NEW YEARS resolution (AND I KEPT IT RIGHT, TASH??) but guess for the Year 2009 which is suppose to be MONUMENTAL for many of us in IPBA, a BIGGER RESOLUTION SHOULD BE PUT into MOTION.

So better then stupid resolutions like 'get fit' and 'save money' which only has a success rate of 15% according to a research in America, why dont you..., make a COVENANT to say YES to life. even if its things you dont like.



For better understanding on this matter, go watch the YES MAN right before the NEW YEAR of 2009!!! FASTER!!!!!!!!!

heres a summary.
"Jim Carrey stars as Carl Allen, a guy whose life is going nowhere — the operative word there being "no" — until he signs up for a self–help programme based on one simple covenant: say yes to everything…and anything. Unleashing the power of "YES" begins to transform Carl‘s life in amazing and unexpected ways, getting him promoted at work and opening the door to a new romance. But his willingness to embrace every opportunity might just become too much of a good thing. Zooey Deschanel stars as Carl's love interest, the free-spirited Allison. Bradley Cooper plays Carl's best friend, Peter. "-Jim Carrey Online

Yeah some of the moments on the movie makes no sense cause its not mortally possible to have such luck right? But the essence of the story itself which is the power of the word YES is basically true. If you say yes, it usually lead to something else, an experience eventhough we dont know if its good or bad, but the word NO is final. No possibilities. Final. PERIOD.

After seeing the movie, i came to recall some things which i did in my life. Many times i didnt want to do something cause it was boring or i was too lazy (and the excuses just kept coming.....)

But come to think of it, when i actually took the initiative to say 'yeah, why not.' i usually had unexpected fun! ;-p


for example.....

• I went to college to be a teacher( so far so good right?)
• Started playing Magic the Gathering eventhough i used to say i dont have the money for it.
• Went out with people who i think would make the process of hanging out weird.
• Meeting new people???
  

So, do the right thing today. BE A YES MAN FOR THE NEW YEAR!!!! GO WATCH THE MOVIE!!!! IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

One liners on Christmas Eve.

Always remember you're unique, Just like everyone else. Merry Christmas People!

P.s - sorry for NOT returning ur messages, my hand phone just went retarded on me;
In Nibong Tebal ...,
AGAIN!

Are you a.... GRAMMAR NAZI???

Scene starts in post World War Two England

Well good evening ladies and gentlemen . I give to you my warmest welcomes in this dark days. I know that time is a precious asset for all of you and i salute your bravery and zeal to meet me here in this underground sewer for my talk.

Yes, im sure you have noticed it yourself. Thats why you are here. To find..., THE TRUTH.
Its true World War two have ended but a new terror is rising.... a new...... form of.... NAZISM.
They go by the name of GRAMMAR NAZI! "Heil Grammatik" is a common saying for Grammar Nazis.

As stated previously, Grammar Nazi is a term given to one who incessantly corrects the spelling/grammar/usage of others. True Grammar Nazis, have absolutely shows their dedication to their fascist cause and their obsession with purity and order.

"If the proper use of 'who' and 'whom' makes me a Nazi," thinks the Grammar Nazi, "then it is a fair price to pay for the cause—and if a few Low Classed GRAMMAR and poorly structured SENTENCES need to die in the gas chambers for that same cause, then so be it, for it is a good cause."

Ironically enough, the epithet is all too often rendered "Grammer Nazi" by its oblivious user, further fueling the fires of the devotee of linguistic purity so labeled.

Well i pray to the lord that we get through this horrible nightmare. May the sanctity of our English be protected that we may have freedom in its usage. War will be waged by land, sea, and air, with all our might and with all our strength, against a monstrous tyranny never surpassed in the dark and lamentable catalogue of human crime. THAT is our policy.

In the words of Churchill- You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs - Victory in spite of all terrors - Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival.

THE MARCH OF THE UNDEAD HAD BEGUN!

Yeah the undead has been walking among us longer then you know it. Here's a conversation between Me and Adnin that will totally prove that to you.

Hell, We could also prove that Hitler is an undead!

(Disclaimer-This will change your perspective of the Undead forever, read only if you want to know..... THE TRUTH)

Adnin- Dude, do you believe in zombies?

(sips some milo)

Adam- Well, uh.... i read a lot bout it. Played games. Seen movies. But personally never really seen one. Guess its not an Asian thing. They say that zombies originated from witch doctors who practices Voodoo in Haiti. Do you know tha..... (was cut off by Adnin)

Adnin- Yeah yeah, i read all of that before! But i was thinking about something....

(sips some milo)

Adam- Okay... (with king Julian accent) Tell me about it.

(sips some milo)

Adnin- Well...., Zombies are dead right?

Adam-Nope. (smartassly). They are alive.... but dead at the same time.

Adnin- Yeah, well that means they are undead right?

(sips some milo)

Adam- Yeah. Thats exactly why they are called the living dead or Undead.

(sips some milo)

Adnin-So what are humans actually?

(sips some milo)

Adam-Homo Sapiens.

Adnin- Smart ass. No, think about it. Corpses are dead. Humans are alive. THUS, making HUMANS the UNDEAD!!!

(sips some milo)
(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)
(sips some milo)

Adam- (confused)Wha.... What??? (pauses a moment) Okay..., i get you. LOLS, your making sense,somehow. So if i understand what the shit you are talking about, You are trying to say that you could only be DEAD or UNDEAD, there's no such thing as HAlf DEAD cause then you are basically UNDEAD because you are HALF ALIVE.

Adnin-Exactly. So zombies are basically reanimated corpses. Thus making them undead. As in their alive. Too bad they went retarded.

Adam-Yeap. Hitler is a zombie. wow. lol.

(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)(sips some milo)

++++(end of conversation)++++

Perfumes and presents.

Perfumes arent good presents. Its like giving a present which says,"hey, YOU FREAKING STINK AND I CANT STAND IT ANT LONGER! i love you and all so i thought it would be rather thoughtful of me to spend a few EXTRA BUCKS and solve this problem since YOU, for starters, are incapable of that!"

Do the right thing this Christmas. Say NO to perfume. You can make a difference.
(that was a community service message by Adam Jay (2008)tm)

THOMAS WILSON-The Lotus Eater Disscussion

Ever heard of the Lotus Eater by Sir Somerset Maugham???? Well if your Malaysian like me and you studied in secondary schools around the year........, say , 2000? most probably you have read this story in your schools as its one of the short stories taught during literature in various Malaysian Secondary schools! For those who have no idea of what the story is about, here's a brief summary of whats important in the story.

Its about a man called Thomas Wilson who actually lived a mundane life in London as a banker around 1913 who went for a vacation in the isle in Capri. Upon arriving, he fell in love with the island's beauty and vowed to spend the rest of his life there. So good ol' Thomas Wilson sold everything he had back in London and took the money to live an idle life in Capri. The funny thing is, Thomas Wilson seem to be part Chinese as he managed to count how long the money from his savings would last during his stay in Capri and said the total is 25 years. He said he would live his life and after 25 years he would commit suicide.To Cut the story short, 25 years past, he went mad after a failed suicide attempt, ran around like a circus freak for 6 years before dying (most probably from AIDS...., god knows what he did at night) on a cliff overlooking the isle of Capri.

Well if you remember correctly,Wilson was ridiculed in schools for letting go of his safe and comfortable life in London for a short lived dream in Capri.

So here's the thing, i asked a few people about their views on the lotus eater and most agreed it was plain old dumb for doing something so retarded. Their reason was if he didn't do that, he could get rich and then go to Capri when his older.

WELL, I FOR ONE, totally DISSAGREE.
Hats off for the good old chap for what he did.It takes guts. Well, in my view, i know it makes sense to earn your bucks first in life but honestly, how long does something seem interesting when you put it aside for a long,long time??? Its bound to get old. Most people dont realise they get trapped in the rat race of life without knowing WHY THEY ARE WORKING IN THE FIRST PLACE. AFter a while, you will just say that your dreams are just 'youthful foolishness' and its about time you learn to face 'reality'.

THomas Wilson knew what he wanted and he went for it. He did not wait for a second recommendation from friends,family or co workers. And for 25 years, he lived his life to the fullest. He was happy.

Not
IM-SO-DRUNK-BUT-I-THINK-THE -FEELING-IM-HAVING-RIGHT-NOW- IS-HAPPINESS!

but
TRULY ,GENUINELY, HAPPY.

Well guess the point of Thomas Wilson in the story is to show that if you are going anywhere, or have seen anything you want to do, rationalize it, and if you think you will be really happy, GO FOR IT. Live life. Don't regret when your an old douche-bag who lives at home with lots of money!

VOTE FOR THOMAS WILSON!!!!

Mario Kills

Well, before there was Grand theft auto..., there was MARIO KART!!!

I wonder .............................

I wonder if Death really exist and if he understands the concept of a deadline....... hmmmmmm....


O YEAH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANCIE!!! WHOO HOOO! sooooo big ade!

ADAM !!!! NAME'S THROUGH THE AGES!!!! a true adam story

Well hello there people! since the END of the year is coming and i WAS WRITING serious' ish stuff for the last FEW BLOGS so this is the summary of what happened in my head.

ADAM1 "HEY Adam, isnt that a little too much stuff which makes no sense?"
ADAM2 "Yeah yeah, but i wanna write it"
ADAM1 "But Thats TOO MUCH"
ADAM2 "SO WHAT DO THAT GOTTA DO WITH YOU !!!!"
ADAM1 " SAME REASON WHY MY FIST IS GONNA HIT YOUR HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS!!!!" *sfx-PUNCH*

Well, the fight turned into an all out brawl (with kung fu and chairs breaking and people miraculously taking large knives outta their pants) with ADAM 2 as the victor so todays BLOG would be about.......... ADAM !!!! NAME'S THROUGH THE AGES!!!! a true Adam story.....!!!!
lols, as promised ok! SO LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!!!

Disclaimer-Adam is a trained, full fledged dude who had dedicated his life to make fun of others. He knew the risks involved and the repercussions of his actions as you see below.


1. Ah nui(1 -10 years old)
Wel yeah, lotsa people have stupid names which they are called when they are young. Mine's just sound funnier right? Wel, it literally means EGG in hokkien! I mean, did i look like an egg bac then??? so............... maybe that inspired my grandma!

2.ADAMIX and ADAM NETWORK(primary)
No its not a real network. Just a name people call me when i play with my toys. People watched me play. ;-p

3.ADDAMS FAMILY (primary)
(snaps fingers while following the theme) Its obvious isnt it?

4.Leonardo(primary)
Loved teenage mutant ninja turtles. My elder bro was Donatello and my lil bro was Michelangelo.

5.Robot(primary)
Ah, my fathers name is Robert. So me, being a Malay primary school student, means i need to get a nick name. SO it was robot cause of my father. I didnt mind it, cause i think its cool!(does the Robot)

6.ADAM-Malay pronounciation (primary)
Malay teachers all me that at first. Always corrected them.

7.Ketua Darjah Pengawas-(primary)
Called that for a while cause everyone thought it was funny. NO IT AINT! ;-p

8.GAMEMASTER- (Primary and Early secondary)
I created lotsa games when i was young. Everyone used to play them in class. Thus getting me into lotsa trouble. But it was all worth it i guess. Happy times...........(reminiscing song starts)

i dont have a picture of me in school so i uploaded this picture instead! ;-p

9.Jay (Secondary)
Met some people, some people tried calling me that. But they always go back to Adam ;-p

10.A.J (Secondary)
Some people thought it was cooler to call me this. Wel, for a while at least!

11.ATEM (Secondary)
A poorly pronounced version of my name. 8 years later, Still that way.

12.Stuntz4life-self proclaimed (Secondary)
I needed an e mail fast at that time so i randomly strung words together. Please dont say WHAT THE F WERE YOU THINKING?!?!.

13.CHicken(Secondary)
Ah well , to all my N.T (Nibong Tebal) friends who probably would never read this. I dont think spiked hair is enough to call a person this! lols.

14.Dude(Secondary)
Everyone learned a new word this year. And i got DUDE!

15.Some CHinese Name i can never remember (secondary)
Apparently theres a Chinese version to the name ADAM (SERIOUSLY, WHAT???). PEople liked it though. Guess thats Penang for you!

16.DSF (secondary)
A personal joke with my friend till now. It literally means DUMB,SUCKER, FOOL!!! Acronyms are really fun right? ;-p

17.Gay (secondary TILL NOW)
WHAT GIVES!!! MY NAMES JAY!!!! ADAM JAY!!!! DANG IT!

18.Joker (secondary)
Quatation: "OH GOSH, Your such a JOKER!!!!" They thought it sounded cool, tried it for a while.

19.Say ADAM and continue it with a song which i cant remember but plays with the sounds of my name like adam fadam memadam. (secondary)
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGgggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Immature! (smiles)

20.Photographic memory without film (secondary)
I claimed that i have photographic memory (still do), people differ.

21.Cockroach(secondary)
My hair was combed in a different fashion (parted in the middle). So they taught it was time to change my name from the (sadly) popular 'CHICKEN' to 'Cockroach'.

22.Gagak(secondary)
RACIST!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIISSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! heh! damn you dude!!! im gonna get you! lols!

23.Wira Alpha Adam(NS)
heh, everyone is called that i know. Always thought it was funny when the commender's call me that! WIRA ALPHA ADAM, SILA REPORT KE HADAPAN!!! *power rangers song starts* AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!


24.CHINDIAN (searching for uni)
Well just met some new people, who taught it was funny to call me that! ;-p

25.CocoNanaJaJaTAi (IPBA)
Check this out, it literally means COCONUT (an indian dude who cant speak tamil), BANANA (a CHINESE dude who cant speak CHINESE) JAJA (cant remember) TAI (a KADAZAN word for shit). Truly a.........(pause)........... masterpiece!

26.KalaiKumar-self proclaimed (IPBA)
I want an indian name..... I WANT IT.

27.PCD (IPBA)
No comments. But to those who havent forgotten it. SHUT UP.

28.LGF (IPBA)
Acronym for logo factory. Used it for 2007 after someone called me that online. ;-p i prefer Holy Ballista though.

29.Holy Ballista (IPBA)
My current name for gaming. I like it. Has a ring to it doesnt it? thanks for giving me the idea man!

30. Mushu(IPBA)
Mushu's the dragon from Mulan. Mulan was my fav disney cartoon when i was small. nuff' said!

31.Retard (Secondary till IPBA)
ITS ADAM!!!! (runs out on podium and slips on a banana peel) ;-p

WEEEELLLLLLLL okay, guess thats all that i can remember so far. Theres totally more but im too lazy to write it for now (stuff like Stone Cold,Punk,Stuntz,Goth,Science,Comic, and all that)! maybe ill come out with an episode two if i do! (NOT)

till then folks! chows!

The CHinese...... ARE ELVES!!!!

"Yeah, u heard me correctly!"

"Of course. Im gonna explain about the title."

"NO, YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO MY THEORY!!!" (does JEDI Mind trick)

Ah, now that you settled down! I shall explain on why I, ADAM, have MIRACULOUSLY FOUND OUT , THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT, OF HUMAN HISTORY!!! (fanfare and drumrolls). ELVES ARE GAY!!!!!

..........

.............

Nope , thats from Magic the gathering! ;-p What i meant was, ELVES ARE ACTUALLY CHINESE PEOPLE! yeah, i see your reaction is one of shock! But come on man,(or ladies *wink wink*) hear me out yeah! Hold yer horses!

Well as you know, people from long ago usually have very little knowledge about the world. Most of them even think that the world is actually flat and that their kingdom is the world world as they know it! (which is wrong cause the world do exist beyond their borders).

Man of old tell of tales of MONSTERS, DRAGONS and epic battles with mythical creatures!!! I think most of you might be familiar with the term Centaur, Kraken, and the likes due to recent movie exposure! (yeah, you people dont read books which ARENT FAMOUS).

Well, scientists have came along and decipher what all those things are. The Kraken might just be an ordinary giant scuid which incidentally was spotted swimming near the surface at night. Totally freaked out the sailors so they created an image of a terrifying BEAST to explain what they saw.

Dragons got the same treatment whereby they were just most probably a large crocodile
or a reptile of that kind. People say that a myth grow with the number of people talking about it. SO its very possible that Dragons just pop outta nowwhere from the gossips of mankind!

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT GOSSIP DOES!!! IT CREATES MONSTERS! ;-p

IN any case, lets go to todays agenda, What makes me,ADAM, think that Elves are the Chinese? Easy!

To explain better, here's a brief explanation of what elves are (compliments of wikipedia)

An elf is a creature of Germanic mythology. The elves were originally thought of as a race of minor nature and fertility gods, who are often pictured as youthful-seeming men and women of great beauty living in forests and underground places and caves, or in wells and springs. They have been portrayed to be long-lived or immortal and as beings of magical powers.

From that explanation alone, one might not to be able to say that the Chinese are elves. But HEY lets continue!

Well in the Germany, just say, like 2 thousand years ago, many of them had the same mindset which everyone has at THAT time. So isnt it very possible to say that they met the Chinese by accident and were greatly surprised by how different they look and how advanced they were.
Okay, ill break this down so that you all could understand better. MYTHBUSTER STYLE!


MYTH 1- Elves lives in forests.
Makes sense for the Chinese to seek refuge in the forest if they actually arrive in a foreign country where people might be afraid of them, due to their looks and behaviour. Plus, the Chinese are known to be people who are highly knowledgeable of the benefits of the forest. Chinese traditional medicine is made from natural elements so it would make sense if the Chinese build camps in the forest.


MYTH 2- Elves are pictured as youthful looking man and women of great beauty.
Well the Chinese race(which i am part of *cough cough*). Are a group of people which might have seem weird at that time to the Germans if they ever encountered them. This is as the Chinese features are largely different from the Germans. THe Germans might have felt that they contain a new, never been seen beauty. And as the Chinese people, ARE SHORTER then Caucasians, so i guess it makes them look youthful all the time! ;-p


MYTH 3- They are skilled in combat.
THe Chinese are among the worlds most developed nations at that time. They have the largest battalion of ships in the world and weapons such as the bow and arrow which was the PINNACLE of warfare. Martial arts like KUng fu gave them a high understanding on melee combat. They are greatly dedicated to their art of war and hold honour from victories.


MYTH 4-The clothes they worn was nothing humans are able to craft.
Of cause, its called SILK! made from silk worms. The romans loved the silk soo much that the material as a sign of decedance and immortality. It was long after that when the Chinese actually commercialised the secret ingredient of making silk.


MYTH 5- Elves are magical and have ties with magical beasts like dragons.
This is no surprise as the Chinese was the people who invented gunpowder. The gunpowder was used to make rockets to blow up things and even as weapons. The Chinese has also myths of dragons and other mythical creatures in their culture. It is very possible the German people who were frightened at their "magic" to think that the Chinese control those creatures.

Well thats all the Myths i could think off at the moment, feel free to ask me a myth about elves so that i could proove to you, THAT THEY ARE THE CHINESE!!!! ;-p till then CHOWS!

Mummy? What do girls do with their FREE TIME???

Hey Hey MAcha's!!! (and ah moi's???) WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!

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..................... no applause??? well okay, i ADMIT that it was LAME but hey! an entrance is an entrance eh? YOU NOTICED IT and called my intro lame so THERE! it SERVED ITS PURPOSE!!!! lols!

Well, thats not the problem for todays blog! AHA, i know most of you are suprised at this blog just a few days after my blog that day but guess i feel like chilling at home and enjoy the good life, so THERE!

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........... OKAY OKAY I ADMIT I HAVE SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY since i came back and IM BROKE so only can go out for dinner! ahaha! well WHO CARES!

in any case,

TODAYS ISSUE WOULD BE, WHAT KINDA HOBBIES DO GIRLS DO????

I know this sound sexist and all that but just tahanlah a while! ;-p Hear me out! (the further explanations are from a guys perspective so.... take THAT)

Well, im frens with everyone, (or at least i try to be!!) So i got a feel of what people do in Malaysian from all perspective, whether your a guy or girl, ah beng or macha, lala or LULU, english ed, malay ed, chinese ed, tamil ed or whateva! So when you see the world from various perspective's, you would take mental notes of how people behave!

So just a few days back, me and my friends was talking about a topic i had already discussed with my friend Adnin. "What DO girls do with their free time??" THe thing is, many girls complain about their boy friends invest much of his time doing something stupid. By stupid, it usually mean a hobby. Doesnt matter what it is, i realise guys usually have a hobby that they feel strongly about. Dont get me wrong, the girls which i was lepaking with quickly objected on what i just said but ill explain later on what they said. IN ANY CASE, just ask any guy of his passion, and they would probably have one or two at least.

Here's a list of guyish hobbies which i know.

1. Sports (football crazy dudes for example could list down the BIOGRAPHY of the PLAYERS IN the HISTORY OF THEIR FAV TEAM SINCE IT BEGAN)
2. Gamers (dudes who go around playing video games,computer games, console's and arcades thus wasting a lARGE PORTION IN THEIR WALLETS)
3. Collecters (guys who go around collecting stuff, doesnt matter what, trust me, you will be SURPRISED when you know what some guys collect, the weirdest that i know so far is CONDOMS, [YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE MAN! STOP LAUGHING!!! ]. But usually the normal stuff are like anime collectibles and models)
4. Nerds (well nowdays being a nerd aint so bad cause it will benefit you in the long run.., well at least thats what my friend said! By nerd i mean someone who spends most of their time online, NOT JUST CHATTING AND USING FACEBOOK mind you, i mean like really spending a great deal of time learning how to hack, go to forums , auction stuff, you know the works.)
5. Techies-(GUY WHO LITERALLY POUR TONS OF MONEY AWAY TO INVEST in the latest gadget which has no apperent use but just SEEMS COOL)
   
6. Okay, i can think of a whole lot more but tis is really making me tired writing about it so lets just SKIP this part!!!! heh, ask me personally if you feel like learning more!

SO the point is, most guys really literally LOSE THEIR LIFE for their passions, LIKE HARDCORE you know! And it usually drags on until they DIE!!! Come on, how many uncles do you know that still talk about 'the match of the century' which he saw??? Yeap ladies, boys dont really grow up, they just......... ah..... grow??? heh, Pun intended.

So as i talk about it more with my frens, (we had a good laugh over the guy stereotypes which we know), we suddenly realise, "hey, what DO GIRLS DO WITH THEIR FREE TIME???"

So I ANNOUNCED! that I, ADAM! shall get to the bottom of this and asked my fren right away who was sitting beside me! "what do you girls do when you have free time???" She said, the same thing like you guys do, our hobbies..., to which i called to tell us more.

She gave a GRADE A smug face and just say "SHOPPING". like its some kinda super kick ass hobby!!! At my inquires to tell more, she explained that, hey, YOU GUYS WASTE MONEY ON STUPID STUFF LIKE FOOTBALL and ALL THAT, but you dont get something out of it, we girls SHOP and we get new clothes which we can wear and even COLLECT. WHY NOT??? (all girls on table said yeah)

WELL, theres a very big different between passions and practicality. Girls are used to a practical hobby while guys just blindly follow a passion and get indulged in it, without thinking of the outcome! Girls do have hobbies, im not saying they dont but why dont girls lose their life's to it??? hmmmmmm

yeah yeah i know the whole blog is FREAKING SEXIST, but THATS THE POINT! i want to get to the bottom of this,soTHERE! ;-p

Please do give a view on what you think of this issue!(especially you girls) Should be FUN! ;-p

here's my blog page. which i just did just for the kicks of it cause people wants me to write blogs!(most probably they know of my blog's existence cause i already told them i wont write a blog, like ever, cause im too lazy!) OK OK! but i wont promise when more will be published cause i only write when im free OKAY! chows!

http://rantdome.blogspot.com/

WELCOME TO ZE BLOGS!!!!

Howdy people! Adam Jay here, guess this must be your (millionth???) time which you have spent your extra time to read a random blog on the web. Mayb you know me (or not). I dont know and truthfully, it doesn't matter.


Well, since this is the first post, guess i should tell all of you what i would actually blog about. ANYTHING THAT COMES TO MY MIND!! and yeah, im thinking of eating fried chicken at the side of the beach with the band members of WEEZER so they could sing to me 'island in the sun' at the moment......., and you all dont need to know that. but WHATEVER!!!

lols, its my blog and ill write what i want. Guess im just gonna use this blog to write things which needs to be spoken to the world. Everyone likes to read a little ranting this days. Thanks for spending like..., 4 minutes for reading all that crap i wrote. So here is an example of what i will write later on in my blogs. Toodles people!!! enjoy!!!

University x (Dating +Alcohol) = Change [lame title eh?]

Today I just finished my assignment. Yeah, its really crappy cause seriously, its affecting my mind slowly (getting paranoid, must be some weird exam hormone imbalance)

So here I am again, right now, writing this blog for the benefit of writing something which is of no use to anyone but myself. (you got to admit its pretty interesting so far eh? *wink wink*)

Well i realized that whenever you do something really crappy,(like an assignment maybe?) you tend to let your mind wander around after a while. And thus, today’s topic shall be…… changes in life!!!

Well I was having a chat with a frined of mine, and I realized how much freaky stuff had happen in the past few years. Seriously, stuff you taught will NEVER happen had happen. Guess time has a freaky effect on some.

(all the names of the people involved had been changed or altered)

Well , has been some time since I thought about all my friends back home. And weird enough it kinda freak me out, how much had happened since we all left for college. Lols, sorry people for just leaving without partying with you all again , it was sudden! From NOWHERE…, im NOW HERE™.

Seriously, when some people start dating people they never talk to back in the days, it kinda catch you offguard. Sigh, guess im really missing the days where everything was simpler.Well, not that I hate my life now, it’s a different kind of good. Love lepaking in college !!!!

In any case, what I meant was just lepaking randomly. Trips to Penang island. Visiting random peoples houses…, watching movie all night long… making spaghetti, going to the pasar malam together-gether. Its kinda sad that those moments will never be again. Some because of myself (confession time, I was really lazy to meet some of you guys whenever I come bac!!! Lols, sorry).Sigh, kinda miss the times I slept by the beach and just talk the whole night through…., GOD I miss the beach now…, ugh! DAMN YOU KL WITH YOUR DIRTY STREETS AND BAD FOOD! Sigh…, the sound of the waves becomes your lullaby as the night sky change with the wind…. Water slowly splashing on the sleeping bags off the beach…., we smile, we laugh……. Its just those moments where you know life is really perfect…, not a care in the world eh.

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The foolishness of youth. (heh, I sound old again, dang).

IN ANY CASE, Growing up is a funny thing. If you start thinking of what makes you mature or what other people think too much, it makes you immature. The irony. Come on guys, you start smoking and drinking cause you wanna ‘fit in’ I mean I feel its totally fine to drink and smoke, hell , why not. But doing it to IMPRESS other people, seriously, get some backbone mate. Word from the wise, pretending to be cool…., aint cool.

Change is part of life, but whenever it happens, people cant accept all of it. Humans are habitual animals, change just isn’t in their blood most of the time. Maybe its about time we all start appretiating stuff from NOW, right at this moment, no matter how crappy it is(example , assignments) and keep it in out heads. Worrying wont do anyone good. Stop the grumbling and emoing. Cause before you know it, moments like this, will be gone forever. And you will be just left with empty memories.